…so wats the story, whell its loike this, loike, if yer in cahrk ya havta learn ta lishen bai!

Now with a lilt (capitals going up the scales)…

..so WATS the storY, whell its LOike this, LoIKe, IF yer IN CahRK ya havtTA LEArn ta lishEN baI.

Give it a lash and you’re all [...]